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Favorite moviesLes Miserables, Forrest Gump, Finding Nemo Favorite TV showsPerson of Interest, Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Community, Castle, The MentalistFavorite bands / musical artistsMarina and the Diamonds, Imagine Dragons, Of Monsters and Men, Florence + The Machine, Passion Pit, Mother Mother, & Coldplay Favorite booksThe Fault in our Stars, The HelpFavorite writersJohn GreenOther InterestsHomestuck, Ava's Demon, Tumblr
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed - i've seen too many horror movies where they get taken through the closet. uvu 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? *mr.krabs laugh* yes 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out! it's too... restraining with the sheets tucked in like suffocate me much? 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? ahahaha no 5: Do you like to use post-it notes? well i go through stages where i get a pack and i use them for like everything omg!! but generally no 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? yes i actually have a hoard of expired coupons 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? hmm well i guess it depends i guess a bear because then i could at least curl into a ball or climb a tree? with bees they'd just follow me. plus if you get stung too much you can die because of all the poison/venom/w.e in your system (even if you're not allergic) 8: Do you have freckles? no but i wish they're really cute aaa hides \(`///v//`\) 9: Do you always smile for pictures? mmm depends but no. sometimes if i'm in a good mood but other than that no not really. 10: What is your biggest pet peeve? fUCKING DISHES THAT YOU CAN'T FUCKING WASH WITH FUCKING SOAP LIKE IT'S 2013 REALLY YOU CAN'T WASH CERTAIN DISHES WITH SOAP DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FUCKING WASH A GREASY FUCKING DISH WITH JUST WATER YOU CUNTSTEAK I NEED SOAP I CAN'T SCRUB POTATO GREASE OFF A DISH WITHOUT SOAP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF PAIN 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? yes 12: Have you ever peed in the woods? once when i was little but i got a pineneedle in my undies and it scratched my vajiggle jaggle and it hurt ouchie!! 13: Have you ever cried in public? yeah but i try not to 14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? no wtf 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? yes all the time it's like my thing sometimes i even try to engrave things into the wood/plastic with my canines and it's kind of dumb and dorky but fun! 16: How many people have you slept with this week? wowowo what a dumbo question obv 65 17: What are you doing at the moment? avoiding working on my report and doing this journal thingy instead hahahaha 18: What is your song of the week? i love you - said the whale 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? oui why wouldn't it be? besides pink used to be a "masculine" colour like how instead of now when baby boys get blue they used to get pink and girls used to get blue!! 20: Do you still watch cartoons? yES WHEEZEs 21: Whats your least favorite movie? ooWLS OF MOTHERFUCKING GAHOOLE I READ THOSE BOOKS DO YOU KNOW HOW F?UCKING DISSA ASPDOPTING IT WAS FUCIKGN ASDgf'' 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? within the folds of my foreskin 23: If you're a girl, what color is your bra? If you're a boy, boxers? black with pink flowers nvn 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? bbq sauce bitches 25: What is your favorite food? it's a toss up between chicken nuggets and pepperoni pizza 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? hmm hmm both les mis and forrest gump 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? well i was a beaver?? does that count?? 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? yes 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? like never 31: Can you change the oil on a car? no ahaha are you kidding 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? no 33: Ever ran out of gas? no 34: Favorite kind of sandwich? THOSE LITTLE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES THAT HAVE THE CRUSTS CUT OFF OMG I LOVE THOSE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ENTHUSIASTIC I AM ABOUT THOSE 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? belgian waffles with strawberry syrup and strawberries and whipped cream eeeee 36: What is your usual bedtime? 10 37: Are you lazy? yesyesyes 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? well i dressed up as a caterpillar once, a fairy, a black cat, a witch, a shitty pirate, thEN LASTLY AN AMAAAAAAAAAAZING MOSQUITO WOWOWOW 39: What is your zodiac sign? virgo!! 0 v 0 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? not currently 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos 43: Are you stubborn? yes wow 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? letterman 45: Ever watch soap operas? i saw a glimpse or two but no 46: Are you afraid of heights? kind of?? not particularly but i wouldnt you know, want to stand on the very top of a tall building??? 47: Do you sing in the car? depends on the song 48: Do you sing in the shower? yeah sure 49: Do you dance in the car? i kind of clench my butt to the rhythm? does that count? aha 50: Ever used a gun? nO 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? maybe like a few months ago 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? no wow i love them! 53: Is Christmas stressful? well not yet but i'd imagine later in life it will be 54: Ever eat a pierogi? yes yum 55: Favorite type of fruit pie? blueberry 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? zookeeper or a vet 57: Do you believe in ghosts? yES SCREAMS 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yes yes i have it often yes 59: Take a vitamin daily? yes two actually 60: Wear slippers? yes 61: Wear a bath robe? sometimes 62: What do you wear to bed? whispers i sleep in the nude 63: First concert? YES i went to a hey ocean! concert and wowee it was super duper fun!! 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target 65: Nike or Adidas? i'm indifferent to the matter 66: Cheetos Or Fritos? fritos 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no sorry 69: Ever take dance lessons? yeah i was like 5 though 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? no not really 71: Can you curl your tongue? yes 72: Ever won a spelling bee? no but in my defense i've never been in one 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no 74: Own any record albums? no 75: Own a record player? no 76: Regularly burn incense? no 77: Ever been in love? no but i've had crushes that i've really liked!! 78: Who would you like to see in concert? MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS SCRRESCHES, imagine dragons, matt and kim, said the whale, mother mother, coldplay, muse, crystal castles, and the list goes on 79: What was the last concert you saw? HEY OCEAN! 0 u 0 80: Hot tea or cold tea? hot 81: Tea or coffee? teaa pls 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? sugar 83: Can you swim well? oui 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? oui 85: Are you patient? no not really hey is this done yet wow 86: DJ or band, at a wedding? hmm whatever my spouse wants i guess 87: Ever won a contest? yep! 88: Ever had plastic surgery? no haha 89: Which is better black or green olives? i like them both 90: Can you knit or crochet? i can knit 91: Best room for a fireplace? depends on how the house is built 92: Do you want to get married? yes def 93: If married, how long have you been married? 66 years 94: Who is your crush? shhh not telling you 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? sometimes maybe hush 96: Do you have kids? my cats are b children so yes 97: Do you want kids? yeah 98: What's your favorite color? grey!! 99: Do you miss anyone right now? yes