1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed - i've seen too many horror movies where they get taken through the closet. uvu
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? *mr.krabs laugh* yes
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out! it's too... restraining with the sheets tucked in like suffocate me much?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? ahahaha no
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? well i go through stages where i get a pack and i use them for like everything omg!! but generally no
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? yes i actually have a hoard of expired coupons
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? hmm well i guess it depends i guess a bear because then i could at least curl into a ball or climb a tree? with bees they'd just follow me. plus if you get stung too much you can die because of all the poison/venom/w.e in your system (even if you're not allergic)
8: Do you have freckles? no but i wish they're really cute aaa hides \(`///v//`\)
9: Do you always smile for pictures? mmm depends but no. sometimes if i'm in a good mood but other than that no not really.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? fUCKING DISHES THAT YOU CAN'T FUCKING WASH WITH FUCKING SOAP LIKE IT'S 2013 REALLY YOU CAN'T WASH CERTAIN DISHES WITH SOAP DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FUCKING WASH A GREASY FUCKING DISH WITH JUST WATER YOU CUNTSTEAK I NEED SOAP I CAN'T SCRUB POTATO GREASE OFF A DISH WITHOUT SOAP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF PAIN
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? yes
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? once when i was little but i got a pineneedle in my undies and it scratched my vajiggle jaggle and it hurt ouchie!!
13: Have you ever cried in public? yeah but i try not to
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? no wtf
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? yes all the time it's like my thing sometimes i even try to engrave things into the wood/plastic with my canines and it's kind of dumb and dorky but fun!
16: How many people have you slept with this week? wowowo what a dumbo question obv 65
17: What are you doing at the moment? avoiding working on my report and doing this journal thingy instead hahahaha
18: What is your song of the week? i love you - said the whale
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? oui why wouldn't it be? besides pink used to be a "masculine" colour like how instead of now when baby boys get blue they used to get pink and girls used to get blue!!
20: Do you still watch cartoons? yES WHEEZEs
21: Whats your least favorite movie? ooWLS OF MOTHERFUCKING GAHOOLE I READ THOSE BOOKS DO YOU KNOW HOW F?UCKING DISSA ASPDOPTING IT WAS FUCIKGN ASDgf''
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? within the folds of my foreskin
23: If you're a girl, what color is your bra? If you're a boy, boxers? black with pink flowers nvn
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? bbq sauce bitches
25: What is your favorite food? it's a toss up between chicken nuggets and pepperoni pizza
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? hmm hmm both les mis and forrest gump
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? well i was a beaver?? does that count??
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? yes
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? like never
31: Can you change the oil on a car? no ahaha are you kidding
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? no
33: Ever ran out of gas? no
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? THOSE LITTLE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES THAT HAVE THE CRUSTS CUT OFF OMG I LOVE THOSE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ENTHUSIASTIC I AM ABOUT THOSE
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? belgian waffles with strawberry syrup and strawberries and whipped cream eeeee
36: What is your usual bedtime? 10
37: Are you lazy? yesyesyes
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? well i dressed up as a caterpillar once, a fairy, a black cat, a witch, a shitty pirate, thEN LASTLY AN AMAAAAAAAAAAZING MOSQUITO WOWOWOW
39: What is your zodiac sign? virgo!! 0 v 0
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? not currently
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos
43: Are you stubborn? yes wow
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? letterman
45: Ever watch soap operas? i saw a glimpse or two but no
46: Are you afraid of heights? kind of?? not particularly but i wouldnt you know, want to stand on the very top of a tall building???
47: Do you sing in the car? depends on the song
48: Do you sing in the shower? yeah sure
49: Do you dance in the car? i kind of clench my butt to the rhythm? does that count? aha
50: Ever used a gun? nO
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? maybe like a few months ago
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? no wow i love them!
53: Is Christmas stressful? well not yet but i'd imagine later in life it will be
54: Ever eat a pierogi? yes yum
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? blueberry
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? zookeeper or a vet
57: Do you believe in ghosts? yES SCREAMS
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yes yes i have it often yes
59: Take a vitamin daily? yes two actually
60: Wear slippers? yes
61: Wear a bath robe? sometimes
62: What do you wear to bed? whispers i sleep in the nude
63: First concert? YES i went to a hey ocean! concert and wowee it was super duper fun!!
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target
65: Nike or Adidas? i'm indifferent to the matter
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? fritos
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no sorry
69: Ever take dance lessons? yeah i was like 5 though
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? no not really
71: Can you curl your tongue? yes
72: Ever won a spelling bee? no but in my defense i've never been in one
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no
74: Own any record albums? no
75: Own a record player? no
76: Regularly burn incense? no
77: Ever been in love? no but i've had crushes that i've really liked!!
78: Who would you like to see in concert? MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS SCRRESCHES, imagine dragons, matt and kim, said the whale, mother mother, coldplay, muse, crystal castles, and the list goes on
79: What was the last concert you saw? HEY OCEAN! 0 u 0
80: Hot tea or cold tea? hot
81: Tea or coffee? teaa pls
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? sugar
83: Can you swim well? oui
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? oui
85: Are you patient? no not really hey is this done yet wow
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? hmm whatever my spouse wants i guess
87: Ever won a contest? yep!
88: Ever had plastic surgery? no haha
89: Which is better black or green olives? i like them both
90: Can you knit or crochet? i can knit
91: Best room for a fireplace? depends on how the house is built
92: Do you want to get married? yes def
93: If married, how long have you been married? 66 years
94: Who is your crush? shhh not telling you
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? sometimes maybe hush
96: Do you have kids? my cats are b children so yes
97: Do you want kids? yeah
98: What's your favorite color? grey!!
99: Do you miss anyone right now? yes